motd

My funny motd config. Just for fun!

ScreenShots & Usage

Buddha

Usage:

• For Ubuntu:
  • 12.04: Just copy the content from Buddha to /etc/motd.tail(Maybe it's not exist, create it!)
  • 14.04: Copy to /etc/motd
• For CentOS:Just copy the content from Buddha to /etc/motd

mom-beat-me-once

(from here,look at its source code!)

Usage:

As above

HatsuneMiku (from here)

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sexy (from freebuf.com's source code)

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girl (Thank @liaoishere for pull request #1)

                                                     /*[*/#include<stdio.h>//
                         #include<stdlib.h>//]++++[->++[->+>++++<<]<][(c)2013]
                        #ifndef                                           e//[o
                       #include<string.h>//]![misaka.c,size=3808,crc=d0ec3b36][
                      #define e                                           0x1//
                     typedef struct{int d,b,o,P;char*q,*p;}f;int p,q,d,b,_=0//|
                  #include __FILE__//]>>>[->+>++<<]<[-<<+>>>++<]>>+MISAKA*IMOUTO
                #undef e//[->[-<<+<+<+>>>>]<<<<<++[->>+>>>+<<<<<]>+>+++>+++[>]]b
             #define e(c)/**/if((_!=__LINE__?(_=__LINE__):0)){c;}//[20002,+[-.+]
            ,O,i=0,Q=sizeof(f);static f*P;static FILE*t;static const char*o[]={//
          "\n\40\"8oCan\40not\40open %s\n\0aaFbfeccdeaEbgecbbcda6bcedd#e(bbed$bbd",
        "a6bgcdbbccd#ead$c%bcdea7bccde*b$eebbdda9bsdbeccdbbecdcbbcceed#eaa&bae$cbe",
       "e&cbdd$eldbdeedbbdede)bdcdea&bbde1bedbbcc&b#ccdee&bdcdea'bbcd)e'bad(bae&bccd",
      "e&bbda1bdcdee$bbce#b$c&bdedcd%ecdca4bhcdeebbcd#e$b#ecdcc$bccda7bbcc#e#d%c*bbda",
     ">bad/bbda"};static int S(){return(o[p][q]);}static/**/int/**/Z=0  ;void/**/z(int//
    l){if(/**/Z-l){Z=l;q++;if(p<b*5&&!S()){p+=b;q=0;}}}int main(int I,    /**/char**l){//
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  while(i){_=o[0][S()-97];I=_-10?b:1;   for( ;I--;)putchar(_ );if   (!      --i||d)z(~i );}
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if(strcmp(l[p],"-")){t=fopen(l         [     p]   ,"rb"   )                  ;if(!t ){{;}  ;
printf(05+*o,l[p ]);return+1;                      {;}                       }}_=b= 1<<16   ;
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 while(d==b)      ;P [p].q[       P[       p]                  .o       ]=  012;d    =0;
 e(fclose(t        )  );P         [p]      .p                  =P[      p]  .q;if    (O)
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}   ;while (P[  q].d>b++)putchar(040);}             putchar(10);}return 0;}p   =1;
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dog (Thank @liaoishere for pull request #1)

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doge (Thank @jackeyGao for pull request #2)

                                                                 
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